The MASON Report

Who can take a sunrise,

Sprinkle it with dew?

Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two

The candyman, the candyman can

The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love

and makes the world taste good

Japan Radiation Levels 10,000 Times Above Normal

UK Nuclear Expert: "There were a huge number of spent fuel rods sitting on top of the reactor, so when it exploded, and everybody saw it exploding, all those fuel rods went up in the air. And as we now know, it has melted down."

Obama: "harmful levels of radiation from the Japanese nuclear disaster are not expected to reach the U.S."

OOps.

Radioactive Iodine-131 in Rainwater Near San Francisco 18,100% Above Federal Drinking Water Standard

Pennsylvania: Radioactive Iodine-131 in Rainwater 3300% Above Federal Drinking Water Standards.

FOIA Request Shows EPA Prepares to Dramatically Increase Permissible Radioactive Releases in Drinking Water, Food and Soil After 'Radiological Incidents.'

There. Fixed that problem. Whew.

Who can take a rainbow,

Wrap it in a sigh?

Soak it in the sun and make the stra'bry lemon pie

The candyman? The candyman can

The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love

and makes the world taste good

Bloomberg: Libyan rebels in Benghazi said they have created a new national oil company to replace the corporation controlled by leader Gadaffi whose assets were frozen by the United Nations Security Council

The Council also said rebels created a new Central Bank.

There you go. Well who cares who Libyan rebels are. A new Central Bank is open and the oil is flowing. No more sprinkling of dew on Gadaffi, he stole too much candy.

The Candyman makes

everything he bakes

Satisfying and delicious.

Talk about your childhood wishes.

You can even eat the dishes!

Gas clears $4 on way to $5

“Any claim that my administration is responsible for gas prices because we've, quote/unquote, ‘shut down’ oil production -- any claim like that is simply untrue." Obama 3/31/11

Who can take tomorrow

Dip it in a dream?

Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream,

The candyman? The Candyman can, the candyman can

US Treasury Sells $29B in Bonds Bringing Total Settled US Debt to $14.311 Trillion, More Than The Debt Ceiling